Bulletproof Unicorn

What’s so funny about a comedian’s drunk brother threatening to murder her? Turns out, Everything!

Fresh off the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and two sold-out shows in Los Angeles, Stacie Burrows brings her new solo dark comedy Bulletproof Unicorn to Center Stage Theater in Santa Barbara. Audiences find themselves laughing far too hard at the harrowing yet hilarious, true tale of her brush with death at the hands of her drunk brother.

Los Angeles-based comedian Stacie Burrows is thrilled to tell her story at Center Stage Theater. Armed with nothing but glitter and good intentions, she went to Texas to fix everything that was wrong with her dysfunctional family, inadvertently placing her kids in the line of fire. Lovers of dark humor will appreciate the punchy way she describes how her misguided intent to help her estranged, alcoholic brother went way off the rails. Stacie gets caught in a web of helpfulness. In her quest to save her kids, she battles religious zealots, drunks with guns, and far too many dead dogs.

BULLETPROOF UNICORN will be performed Thursday, December 8, through December 10, 2022. All performances are at 7:30 PM. Tickets: Patron Tickets are $50, which includes a free drink. General Admission $30. All seating is first come, first served. Center Stage Theater is located on the second floor of Paseo Nuevo Mall, 751 Paseo Nuevo, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. For information or reservations, call the Box Office at 805-963-0408 or visit www.centerstagetheater.org