Running Dogs Revise No Capital

I would like to set the record straight on the erroneous depiction of Kim Jong-il in the Team America movie as described in “Yule Dog or Yule Log?” Kim Jong-il was not turned into a cockroach; he was a cockroach all along. When the physical body that housed his cockroach-self was no longer viable, he simply rocketed off to greener pastures. Your running-dog-capitalist revisionism only serves to obscure the truth and glory of the socialist worker’s paradise of North Korea.