Electric Martini Shaker/Stirrer

Here’s what I want for Christmas-never to be so lazy that I can’t shake my own darn cocktail. Sur la Table has the useless Pro Electric Martini Shaker/Stirrer gizmo on sale at $99.95 discounted from $190, but I’d say that price has a decimal place to give before this shaker can even become the Singing Bass of 2007, something worth a laugh before it gets jammed in a closet or regifted to Uncle Herbie. If people find these shaker/stirrers in an archaeological dig eons hence, they will know exactly why our civilization failed.