So Rick Caruso’s still afloat —
Down in Newport —
He’s got a Boat.
Thing’s so Big — called Invictus
Guess he’s still tryin’ to “Stickit-tus”
Too big to dock or moor —
Gee, it’s tough when you’re not poor.
Hey, Rick, bring it up here —
Santa Barbara’ll build you a pier —
On Miramar Beach, for your floating Xanadu
Five stories and all — we’d do it for you!
260 feet no problema draft
We’d scrape the bottom fore to aft.
What a sight! Floating Palace —
And you can use Miramar refuse for ballast.
Hey, c’mon Rick, give us a chance —
With all the glam and finance —
The Miramar afloat — Just think, what a sight!
Either view — it’s Urban Blight!