Burnishing the Bias
Rounding up the collected wisdom of Travis J. Armstrong and "Dr." Laura, featured News-Press columnists
Regarding the two-part series Travis J. Armstrong presented this
past Friday and Sunday:
Shorter Travis Armstrong
A few disgruntled employees, 200-plus happy workers, no bias
here, unpublished survey validates me, banish opinion, lazy union
thugs, coercion and intimidation.
And, from Thursday and Sunday:
Shorter “Dr.” Laura
Planned Parenthood, League of Women Voters, Santa Barbara CAN,
and Pro-Choice Coalition are bizarre, shortsighted, and cruel. My
yacht. Snowy plover bad. My tiny poodle with pink ribbons and
nails. Slutty students, Fox news, slack parents, Hell in a
Handbasket.
And:
Shorter Buddy Winston
Not funny.