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Posted on July 24 at 6:02 a.m.

Photo captions.

1st photo, "Gotcha!". 2nd photo, Cathy Murillo is seen secretly implanting a microchip into Palmiteris face.

What I really want to know is....does Palminteri ever sleep?

On John Palminteri

Posted on July 24 at 5:58 a.m.

There is another theory that Loonpt killed Hess by poisoning him with a glass of Alta Dena lowfat milk.

Most conspiracy theorists reject this theory, however.

On Jews Against the War

Posted on July 24 at 5:52 a.m.


agree, it's very scarey, and we need to hear a dolphin's 14 pods, er, points. How DID we get into Rudolf Hess's gluten-free diet, is that what killed him in his 90s, alone, in Spandau prison??

DrDan (anonymous profile)
July 24, 2014 at 5:25 a.m

No. Rudolph The Red Nosed Nazi actually died after a bout of severe laughter whilst strolling in his prison garden. The spontaneous though of Josef Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Phyllis Diller doing a nude line dance came into his head, and he laughed so hard that he ruptured his aorta.

Rudy had been slowing down before his tragic demise, which was mourned by wingnuts all over the world, as his once proud goose step was reduced to a mere shuffle.

On Jews Against the War

Posted on July 24 at 5:28 a.m.

Re: Gavin Newsom.

"By 2001, the people of San Francisco had grown tired of Mayor Willie Brown's corruption. Campaigning for the 2003 election to replace him began early, with every member of the Board of Supervisors throwing in his or her hat, or, in the case of perpetual Brown opponent Matt Gonzales, his Che Guevara-style beret.

All of the candidates promised to bring an end to Brown's cozy insider deals with real estate developers, appointments of well-connected friends to important positions such as the Parking and Traffic Commission and the Board of Supervisors, and mismanagement of parking, traffic, and mass transit.

In the end, all of the candidates had equally good credentials as reformers, and the election headed into a runoff between Newsom and Gonzales.

Rather than showing favoritism toward his protegé, Brown supported Newsom in front of moderates, conservatives, and pro-Brown Democrats, but supported Gonzales in front of anti-Brown reformers.

The national Democratic Party campaigned heavily for Newsom, sending in popular Democrats like Al Gore and Gray Davis to speak on Newsom's behalf. The Party pointed out that Gonzales was a Green, and with Gary Coleman likely to win the California Governor recall election (which, in fact, surprisingly went to a different actor), the Democrats could not afford to lose San Francisco as well. (This was the same reason the long-planned major earthquake was canceled.) "

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ga...

On Mangy Dog or Dog in the Manger?

Posted on July 24 at 5:19 a.m.

"ran for Lt. Governor against honky Democrat Gavin Newsom,"

What the &$(# is THIS? Shouldn't "honky" be capitalized?

On Mangy Dog or Dog in the Manger?

Posted on July 24 at 5:16 a.m.

This started out as a nice little discussion about genocide and anti-semitism and now were talking about Rudolf Hess and his eating habits, some porno professor, and the number 14 keeps coming up. (My name, noscams, and 14 points)

I just think things have gotten a little 2 silly around here.

On Jews Against the War

Posted on July 24 at 5:10 a.m.

I think Genis may be my father. That would explain a lot.

On Attorney Darryl Genis Again Accused of Misconduct

Posted on July 23 at 5:17 p.m.

Sorry waz, not that I don't feel bad for what happened to the guy but I'm more scared of sharks.

loonpt (anonymous profile)
July 23, 2014 at 10:25 a.m.
Mr Loonpt, you can rest assured that as long as you swim in our waters, we will protect you from the sharks. We have your back covered.

On Judge Strikes Down Gang Injunction

Posted on July 23 at 5:14 p.m.

Here is a cameo Loonpt did in the cartoon South Park:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcLrM...

On A Friend Indeed

Posted on July 23 at 6:32 a.m.


DrDan: I'm starting to think you don't like Foo.

billclausen (anonymous profile)
July 23, 2014 at 2:03 a.m.

Really? What a brillaint observation clausen. How long did it take you to figure that out?

On Mission & State Closes Down

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