Posted on May 22 at 8:25 p.m.

"The fact that neither of us likes the other is no reason to refuse to talk. Living in this nuclear age makes it imperative that we do talk."
-- Ronald Reagan, referring to the USSR

On Obama’s Term of Endearment Leaves Bitter Aftertaste

Posted on May 5 at 9:09 a.m.

Ah, yes. Well, then she was probably referring to me. I also like to wear black socks with my shorts while I watch the Olsen twins on TV and cut my hair with a flowbee. If I wasn't so busy, I would probably be horribly, horribly offended.

On A Croc of Shoe

Posted on May 4 at 8:51 p.m.

Er, Bill, it says "gawky, pimply teenager". No gender specified.

On A Croc of Shoe

Posted on April 3 at 12:37 p.m.

If she had time to go sit in court, she wouldn't need to speed in the first place, don't ya think?

On Thank You, Officer. No Really.

Posted on January 18 at 10:10 p.m.

Pardon me, but what was that you said, i_f_w? It was tough to hear over the sound of all those axes grinding.

On My New Stud