Sixteen people are running for governor, including a Trotskyist, a registered sex offender, a Goldman Sachs investment banker, and someone named Edmund Brown.
A pro–gun control candidate for Secretary of State was arrested in March for gun trafficking.
Five candidates for seven county offices are running unopposed.
Nine people want to be our Congressperson, including a heart surgeon, a Santa Barbara city councilperson, a soft-core porn actor, and a school nurse.
Two candidates for the same office have the same name.
Oh, come on, you made 'em all up.
Yikes, they're all true!
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