Non-luxury Yacht
Responding to the retort that “luxury yacht” is a redundant term rather than a title that the grandest boats earn.
Estrella was a small yacht
Whose bow was just off center,
She hosted parties a lot
Though few strangers would enter,
Old friends would pop over
To try the caviar,
And their manners would hover
Between the loo and bar,
No permanent staff serving,
Just caterers for hire,
Upholstery quite unnerving,
Strange statues near the fire,
She rarely sailed the ocean
Beyond the bobbing buoys,
She floated on the notion
Her name meant luxury.
Inspired by comments found here.