Representing for Lees

“I’m expressing gratitude to the higher powers only because they’ve seen fit to confirm . . . my longstanding Theory of Lee, which holds that anyone with the first, last, or middle name of Lee is statistically predisposed to engage in sociopathic behavior”? [“No Ifs, Ands, or Mutts,” 8/19/10.]

OK, even if you add Lee Harvey Oswald, I think you’re still shy of a statistically significant sample. On behalf of all (non-sociopathic) Lees, I am forced to take umbrage!