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    Is She Worth It?

    On the Beat


    Thursday, July 2, 2009
    By Barney Brantingham (Contact)
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    Cost of Paradise: There’s an old joke: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it’s worth it. So if Santa Barbara is so darn expensive, is it worth it to live here? Why do we do it?

    Well, U.S. News & World Report has come up with a list of “10 Pricey Cities That Pay Off.” In other words, towns worth the price you have to pay to be there. Why, the magazine asked, “are people willing to pay a fortune to live in certain places? And what are they getting for their money?”

    On the Beat

    Economists call it “amenity value,” the amount of satisfaction you get. In short, quality of life. And Santa Barbara’s got QOL up the kazoo, beach blanket bingo in the sunbeams placing second on the list. (Honolulu was tops, with even more bingo.) The problem is, although the report uses the term “cities,” it includes the entire Santa Barbara County, including a very dissimilar Santa Maria.

    We also ranked third-highest in “trade productivity” — what we produce that others want. Exactly what they’re talking about here was left vague, other than pointing out that universities produce an educated workforce. And Santa Barbara does have UCSB and Westmont, to say nothing of City College, Antioch, and other schools. Does “trade productivity” include oil and strawberries? Is Santa Maria a “pricey” city, too?

    Which brings us to the beach, golden in more ways than one. The study by David Albouy, University of Michigan economist, found that “People are following the amenities” when they move. And amenities, like lots of days of sunshine and proximity to a beach, translate to high land prices, he said. Like hefty home prices. The million bucks, or close to it, you’d pay for a Santa Barbara tract home would buy a whole lot more house in many of the places I visit. I just got back from White Fish, Montana, a lovely town of about 9,000 and gateway to Glacier National Park. For your million you’d get a beautiful, 2,000-square-foot, three-bedroom home in a “golf community.”

    This is jaw-droppingly beautiful country, with lots of outdoor sports, lovely lakes and rivers, and snow-clad peaks. So why don’t I pick up and move north? Lots of reasons, but frankly, I got enough of winter in the Windy City.

    By the way, San Luis Obispo (the entire county, that is) ranked fifth in the list of 10 pricey “cities” that are worth it. You can get an argument that Santa Barbara, so smug with its beaches, mountains, live theater, and concerts, is highly overrated. This is what Colin Greene had to say on the U.S. News site:

    “I was born in San Diego and have lived in Santa Barbara for the last 36 years. Yes, it’s beautiful here, but jobs are scarce, the city closes down at 10 p.m. entirely and if you want to buy a home or even think about it you had better be a multi-millionaire. I’ve watched the population here grow from 180,000 to 400,000-plus people, and let me tell you, it’s not pretty.” (U.S. News cited 400,000 as reflecting the county-wide metropolitan area.)

    “The mom-and-pop local businesses are all but gone, big high-end chain stores have moved in … Rents are at an all-time high. So high in fact, it’s laughable. I literally cannot believe what they are charging for a sub-par dirty hole-in-the-wall box with a gas leak! It’s an absurd shame. Also, if you are single and in the age range of 30-50, you can forget finding anyone here … the phrase is ‘Santa Barbara is for the newly wed or nearly dead.’” (U.S. News claims, however, that 70 percent of the population in the metro area is under 50.)

    “I am leaving my fair city in September for Montana, where I can still hope to buy a house or a condo and live my life out in clean air and peace. I love the ocean, but for me the high prices are just not paying off in quality of life. I would like to own my own home and get out of the rent rat race.” (I checked out prices in White Fish, and found a condo listed for $114,000, far below S.B. listings.)

    Posted Annie Linn: “I have lived 35 years in Santa Barbara, six in San Luis Obispo, with my other years in small cities in the Rocky Mountains [15 of them]. The article left off air quality, national parks-recreation, and economics. The coastal California cities are vibrant, fun, and culturally adept, but also crowded, expensive, polluted, and lacking in job opportunities. For my money Colorado and Utah top California for overall lifestyle at a reasonable price.”

    KKG said it all with one sentence: “Santa Barbara has so many amenities it’s worth the cost.”

    Others on the pricey-but-worth-it list: Boston; Los Angeles (Los Angeles?); Naples, Florida; New York; Salinas (Salinas?); San Diego; and San Francisco.

    Me? I’m staying put.

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    Barney Brantingham can be reached at barney@independent.com or 805-965-5205. He writes online columns throughout the week and a print column on Thursdays.

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    She's totally worth it! I tried the Intermountain ski resort town experiment for 6 yrs. If you like no humidity, constant wind, no fish or decent fresh produce, shoveling snow, racist hillbillies who HATE anything California, sub zero temps for 2 months, bugs, bears, foxes, elk, moose, cows, sheep,radon, strip mines, logging, pine beetle,Mormons, meth addicts, fat chicks,$5.00 avocados and everyone knowing your business, then I guess it's worth the move to own your dream condo. As dumb luck would have it I didn't sell my house in SB, thank god! I'd live in a hammock in the Morton Bay Fig before I'd do that again. As the saying goes, "a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there."

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    lordleadbetter (anonymous profile)
    July 2, 2009 at 8:52 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    What a lovely commentary, leadbetter, and how reflective of the ever increasing SB sense of absolute entitlement.

    Vicious comments about people who don't share your religion, about women, people of size, people who don't have enough income to fit your requirements, etc....just lovely. Well done.

    This kind of thinking and ugliness is the absolute worst this area has to offer. Sadly this has pretty much taken over what used to be a friendly, creative, safe, pleasant community where all were welcome, and kids had something to look forward to when they grew up besides a life of the rental slavery, poverty, and endless struggle just to exist in their own hometown.

    Not all of us think a life of trolling bars, working four jobs to pay a landlord's mortgage, fighting traffic, road ragers and aggressive bicyclists, continually fighting mountains of nanny legislation just for the right to breathe, dealing with pissed off yuppies and overprivileged college kids, and the general "me-first" culture that has taken over is a great way to live.

    Quality of life is a relative term.

    Some people are even willing to be homeless in order to live among all the above, and excuse it by citing the beach and the mountains and the cruise-control weather as justification. They are convinced this is paradise.

    Others prefer fresh air, friendly neighbors, natural beauty and a family-friendly atmosphere safe from the problems created by increasing numbers of gangs and drunks. It's great being able to live well and to not always have to be on the defensive for everything from your religious beliefs to your gender.

    Vive la difference.

    If you like living in a city of bars, broken curbs and sidewalks, overcrowding, etc...and truly believe it's paradise and worth it, then good for you....I'm happy for ya.

    As for me and mine, we will carry on happily living elsewhere, far from the madding crowds.

    Cheers.

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    Holly (anonymous profile)
    July 3, 2009 at 12:46 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    Thanks, Holly. I could not be happier to learn that you don't live here. As the kids say, "Good riddance to bad rubbish".

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    SezMe (anonymous profile)
    July 3, 2009 at 1:27 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    Yes indeed, thank God for such non-racist enlightened Progressives such as lordledbetter--to quote "fat chicks". (Very classy) I also thank God there are NO meth addicts in S.B....not one, and of course, no drunks, no gangs, no rude elitist people--in short, a working person's paradise.

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    billclausen (anonymous profile)
    July 3, 2009 at 4:58 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    None of it matters - most of this town will burn to the ground within a few years.

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    Justice (anonymous profile)
    July 3, 2009 at 6:48 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    Barney: that's "Whitefish, MT" -- all one word. And it is a gorgeous little town.

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    grannyfranny73 (anonymous profile)
    July 3, 2009 at 8:25 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    I have lived many places, and have found things to like (and not like) about each. Deserts, Canada, Europe, LA.

    Where ever you go, you take yourself with you!

    It's all in your attitude: if you consciously decide to be happy, grateful and keep your sense of humor, you can probably be happy anywhere.

    Unlike so many other countries in the world we have the freedom to move about, and rant like people do on these comments.

    Happy Independence Day to all who appreciate our freedom!

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    sbron (anonymous profile)
    July 3, 2009 at 9:03 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    Well, Sez.....you make my case for me. Have a nice day:-)

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    Holly (anonymous profile)
    July 3, 2009 at 11:02 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    Sorry for the Fat comment.....

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    lordleadbetter (anonymous profile)
    July 3, 2009 at 11:57 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    "None of it matters - most of this town will burn to the ground within a few years."

    I wouldn't be so sure of that. The way things are going, everthing is getting paved over so when it's wall to wall concrete, there will be nothing to burn.

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    billclausen (anonymous profile)
    July 4, 2009 at 2:24 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    "None of it matters - most of this town will burn to the ground within a few years."

    Then what will happen is that the ocean level will rise and we will be swimming up and down your man-made erstwhile paradise. It gives a whole new spin on "cruising up and down State Street".

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    sixdolphins (anonymous profile)
    July 6, 2009 at 3:36 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    We lived and owned a home in S.B. for 10 years. We were tired of being house rich and cash poor and moved to Lake Oswego, Oregon.

    We bought 4 times the house for half the price. We have the best schools in the entire state and our son has ton’s of friends (who all speak English) that he can relate to.

    About one third of the folks who live here came from California. It’s 9:30 p.m. now, and it still is not dark outside! S.B. is an amazing place, but we saw the town change from a sleepy little beach town, to a “Palm Spring” type of chic. The grass is definitely greener in Oregon, and it’s not because of the rain.

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    thecuxican (anonymous profile)
    July 6, 2009 at 9:43 p.m. (Suggest removal)

    Most people living in SB will wake up one day when they are 60 and find out that they are screwed. I see so many people living paycheck to paycheck with nothing in savings and no retirement. There are some who have dumped all their money into a home but then have no retirement. If.... (and that is a BIG IF) Social Security is still around, that will probably be enough to pay their property taxes.

    I agree that SB is a beautiful place to live but so many people here are trapped or are naive and really shouldn´t be living here. I´ll be leaving in a few years. It has been fun here but I don´t want to be in my 60´s and at the best only have a home to show for it. I´d rather own my own home AND have a nice retirement income so I can enjoy my golden years and not have to spend them working at Walmart as a greeter or at the Golden Arches.

    Many here in SB have inherited real estate but as time goes on and families have more than one kid, they cannot all live in the same home and with people living beyond their means and mortgaging their homes inheriting a home saddled with debt could be worse than inheriting nothing at all!

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    El_Informador (anonymous profile)
    July 9, 2009 at 11 a.m. (Suggest removal)

    I'll be spending my retirement at the Golden Arches asking similarly aged customers, "do you want Viagra with that?".

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    EastBeach (anonymous profile)
    July 11, 2009 at 1:17 p.m. (Suggest removal)

    Like many I have moved away, lured by that ever increasing thump of "it's much better (and cheaper) other places"!!
    Whooey! You can have all those "other places". I agree with sbron that you take a little of yourself everywhere you go. You make of it what you wish, but like Barney, I'm staying.
    Been there, tried it. No thank you! There are plenty of "cheaper" communes to live, but what they don't tell you is that you lose a little bit of everything that makes SB great. Yes, you can move to Oregon and enjoy "english speaking" neighbors, fresh air, wide open spaces. You can also enjoy racist former LAPD personnel, slow (yes, slower than SB) moving traffic. Weird people (they look normal). Rain (no it's not Chamber of Commerce weather). Did I mention rain?
    I always get a kick out of the comment, "wall to wall concrete" or "we are going to be just like LA". Huh? Guess you haven't been to LA recently (like 50 or 60 years) because the LA I travel through every day is not SB. It's not even SB fifty years ago. So please, all that wish for their salvation in other locales, please, hurry up and pack. Don't foget the forwarding address, and we'll see you in a couple of years visiting (and wishing you had never left). BTW, if it is much better everywhere else, why do you feel the need to post in the Independent? Just wonderin'!

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    brimo7272 (anonymous profile)
    August 20, 2009 at 4:46 p.m. (Suggest removal)

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